Tim Hortons Introduces New Poutine-Flavored Donut
TORONTO - Tim Hortons, the once-beloved Canadian coffee and donut chain, has announced their latest creation: the Poutine-Flavored Donut. In an attempt to revive their slumping sales, Tim Hortons has decided to appeal to their core customer base of middle-aged men by combining their love of donuts with the trendy appeal of poutine.
Despite concerns about the health impacts of donuts, Tim Hortons is also betting that Gen-Z consumers will flock to this new creation, as they have shown a willingness to indulge in French fries covered in cheese curds and gravy without batting an eye.
In a statement, Tim Hortons spokesperson remarked:
“We understand that our younger customers are more health-conscious these days, but we also know they’re willing to make exceptions for unique and innovative flavor experiences. We’re confident that the Poutine-Flavored Donut will be a hit among all age groups.”
Only time will tell if this daring new flavor will revive Tim Hortons’ fortunes or further tarnish the chain’s reputation. In the meantime, middle-aged men across Canada can enjoy their Poutine-Flavored Donut guilt-free.