Tim Hortons Introduces New Poutine-Flavored Donut
Satire
By David Thomas
TORONTO - Tim Hortons, the once-beloved Canadian coffee and donut chain, has announced their latest creation: the Poutine-Flavored Donut. In an attempt to revive their slumping sales, Tim Hortons has decided to appeal to their core customer base of middle-aged men by combining their love of donuts with the trendy appeal of poutine.
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