NDHQ Elevator Operators Ascend to Senior Leadership Roles
Satire
By Chip McSwagger
OTTAWA, ON - The Carling Campus, a bastion of bureaucratic brilliance, has taken a leap into the future by automating its elevators. But what’s really got eyebrows reaching for the ceiling is the dazzling promotion of elevator operators to senior leadership roles. It’s like the military’s age-old tradition of turning fighter pilots into top dogs, but with a vertical twist.
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