The Western Hoser

The Western Hoser began as a satire site but has grown into a comprehensive news publication. We now cover real news and opinion pieces alongside our satirical content. Satirical articles are marked with a Satire badge, while opinion pieces are marked with an Opinion badge.

Western Canada is known for its independent spirit and free-thinking ways. Join us as we explore, share insights, challenge the status quo, and promote the principles of liberty and personal responsibility.

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Galen Weston Jr steps down as Loblaws CEO, receives thank you card from "eat the rich" activists
Satire
April 18, 2023 11:34 AM
By Sally Brown

OTTAWA, ON - Galen Weston Jr, former CEO of Loblaws, recently announced his retirement, much to the chagrin of “eat the rich” activists across the country. But in a surprising turn of events, the activists sent him a thank you card, expressing their gratitude for his years of service and contributions to the economy.
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Breaking News: SSC Cyberattack Leaks Thousands of Passwords, Including Minister's Dog's Name and Year of Birth
Satire
April 11, 2023 12:00 AM
By Samantha Stone

OTTAWA, ON - Shared Services Canada (SSC) is reeling from a massive cyberattack that has leaked thousands of passwords, including sensitive personal information such as the Minister’s dog’s name and year of birth.
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Health Canada Issues Warning About Excessive Consumption of Discount Easter Chocolate Bunnies
Satire
April 11, 2023 12:00 AM
By Buckaroo Jones

OTTAWA, ON - In the wake of Easter celebrations and the subsequent rush to buy discounted chocolate, Health Canada has issued a warning about the dangers of excessive consumption of solid chocolate bunnies.
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Easter Bunny Banned from Moose Jaw After Cadbury Creme Egg Liqueur Incident
Satire
April 8, 2023 12:00 AM
By April Mayfield

MOOSE JAW, SK - The Easter bunny caused quite a stir in Moose Jaw this weekend after a wild night on Cadbury Creme Egg Liqueur. The normally family-friendly character was spotted stumbling around the Town ‘n’ Country Mall, making inappropriate comments to the moms and attempting to reach inside a claw machine for toys.
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Tech Firms Keep Giving Ridiculously Difficult Coding Interviews, Yet Struggle to Find Work for Top Talent
Satire
April 7, 2023 12:00 AM
By Doug McKenzie

VANCOUVER, BC - In a recent survey, tech companies across Canada have revealed that they have an urgent need to hire top talent for jobs that don’t really exist. Despite this, these same companies continue to insist on conducting coding interviews that involve obscure algorithms and trivia questions that have no real-world relevance.
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